talking to my gf on the phone and now shes asleep but i won’t hang up  just because i enjoy the occasional sounds she makes while she is sleeping it makes me feel closer to here even though we are over 5,000 miles away from each other. I’m usually not a touchy feely type but I cannog express how amazing she makes me feel

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with.

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